Thursday, January 7, 2010

Today's insight into the meaning of it all...

SPRAGGETT ON CHESS

DIFFERENT CHESS GAMES










Thx Mike!
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WORST ALBUM COVER ANTHOLOGY No.3



(She's still jail bait, dummy!)



Woof, Woof!
















...ask him to buy new you clothes!







...is that a good reason to produce an LP?













Don't look into her eyes...























Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Chess in the news

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Man stabs neighbour with shovel over chess dispute!



Cops: Chess flap led to Conn. snow-shovel stabbing


Associated Press
January 6, 2010

BRIDGEPORT, Conn.

Authorities say a simmering dispute over a chess game prompted one Connecticut man to stab another in the stomach with a plastic snow shovel.

Bridgeport police spokesman Detective Keith Bryant says 39-year-old Robert Spears was seriously wounded Tuesday night and that 46-year-old Ronald Swinton was arrested.

Bryant says the friends were fighting over money owed for a chess match that occurred weeks ago, and that Swinton's shovel caught Spears at just the right angle to gash his abdomen.

Swinton was charged with first-degree assault and breach of peace, and was presented in Bridgeport Superior Court on Wednesday. It could not immediately be determined who is representing him.

Spears underwent surgery at St. Vincent's Medical Center in Bridgeport and was in serious condition Wednesday
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I don't make these stories up!  This shovel does not look like much, but it will serve very well if you want to do in your chess opponent!

 
SPRAGGETT ON CHESS

Today's laughs

SPRAGGETT ON CHESS

The Frog



A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.

She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a Fortune.

'Well,' said the clerk, 'I have a frog. They say it's been trained to give blow jobs!'

'Blow jobs!' the woman replied. 

'It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month,' he said.

The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true ... no more blow jobs for her!  She bought the frog. When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off.

The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.

In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks.

'What are you two doing at this hour?' she asked.

The husband replied, 'If I can teach this frog to cook.......you're gone.'

Thx LA!

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GUESS WHO? (hint: he plays chess)


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IT'S TIGER TIME!!




















Wednesday's tactics training

SPRAGGETT ON CHESS

TODAY'S TRAINING SESSION!


Today's chess combinations come from Canadian Chess Master Bill Evan's excellent site :



Bill is no stranger to any of my Canadian readers. Based in Toronto for as long as I can remember (and I have a long...long...long memory), Bill has being working on chess combinations for educational and training purposes.  His latest achievement is nothing short of great!  Hundreds of combinations , with solutions, in increasing order of difficulty, can be downloaded with ease.  Or simply try to solve them on the computer screen at his site.  There is a wide choice presented, and beginner and master alike will find good practice material.   I STRONGLY RECOMMEND YOU VISITING HIS SITE

SOLUTIONS TO TODAY'S COMBOS AVAILABLE AT:


GOOD LUCK!
















Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Kavalek's column in Washington Post disappears!

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Washington Post Discontinues Chess Column

JANUARY 4, 2010, 8:44 PM

http://gambit.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/01/04/washington-post-discontinues-chess-column/





By DYLAN LOEB MCCLAIN


The Washington Post has ended its chess column written by Lubomir Kavalek. The final column, which was published Jan. 4, noted that Kavalek covered chess for the newspaper for 23 years. Kavalek said in a telephone interview that the column began in 1995 and that before that he had written about chess events, beginning with the 1986 world championship match between Garry Kasparov and Anatoly Karpov.

The column appeared on the Post’s Web site. It had once also appeared in print, but had been cut back last year to just the Web as part of the newspaper’s efforts to reduce costs. A source at the company with knowledge of the situation said that the decision to discontinue the column altogether was a further cost-cutting move.

Kavalek was not altogether surprised by the decision. After the column was moved to the Web, “it looked like the writing was on the wall,” he said.



Grandmaster Kavalek is of the same generation as Bobby Fischer.

He noted that he was not the only one who has lost his position. Kavalek said, “I was told that they have lost a lot of talented people lately. It has been painful for them.” He added wryly, “So I am in good company.”

Kavalek is a grandmaster and former two-time United States champion. He reached his peak ranking of No. 10 in the world in 1974. Born in Prague, the capital of the Czech Republic, in 1943, he grew up under Communism and defected to the west after the failed 1968 revolution. He settled in the United States in 1970. He went on to represent his new country in seven Chess Olympiads, often as the team’s top player.

He decided to become a professional chess player in the 1970’s while enrolled at George Washington University. One day, he said, “One of my professors said if you are No. 1 or No. 2 in the country in something, you just do it.”

Kavalek’s final column touches on several topics, including the recent rise to No. 1 in the world of Magnus Carlsen, the 19-year-old from Norway. Some years ago, Kavalek dubbed Carlsen the “Mozart of Chess,” a nickname that has stuck, but which Kavalek points out may not be exactly accurate because Carlsen was considerably older (13) than Mozart (5) when he was anointed a prodigy.



Most of Kavalek’s last column is spent reminiscing about his relationship with Bobby Fischer. Kavalek wrote that during the 1972 world championship match between Fischer and Boris Spassky, he and Fischer became friends. Kavalek, who was working as a reporter for Voice of America, began helping Fischer analyze adjourned positions, beginning with the 13th game — which Fischer won rather memorably.

Kavalek said that working with Fischer taught him how to be a better player. Before, he had the talent, but he lacked discipline. He said, “The seriousness of the work was missing.”

Kavalek said that he had no immediate plans about what to do. “Right now I am just taking it easy,” he said.

EDITOR'S COMMENTS:  Kavalek's chess column was great!  One of the best chess columns in the English language, with a world wide readership.  It is sad to see him go, but I suppose it is just one more indication that the global village is 'smartening up'  and beginning to realize that the chess world is much smaller than anyone had ever thought.  Being an old game (with a history of thousands of years) , chess has not been able to adapt to the new technologies.  Anything that can't find a niche on TV is quickly being pushed to the back of the bus.

Tuesday's tactics training

SPRAGGETT ON CHESS


TODAY'S TRAINING SESSION!



''Maintain a disciplined focus at all times. A mind which is full of things related only to you performing your best has no room for anything else.''  Coach Bradley


The problems below are from games played last year. Courtesy of http://www.wtharvey.com/bl09.html
Solutions available at the above site. Good luck!