SPRAGGETT ON CHESS
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. John Lennon
THE PROCEDURE
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfera portion of the mother's labour pain to the baby's father.
He asked if they were interested, both said they were very much in favour of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer.The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.
At this point they decided to try for 50% . The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain, and the husband had experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home they found the postman dead on the porch.
1915 Miss USA beauty contest
Smart boy!
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'
A picture from World War II. There is a message here somewhere!THE TEN COMMANDMENTS IN A NUTSHELL
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to 'honor' thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?'
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, 'Thou shall not kill.'
From a 50's magazine
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The thinker at 4 years old...thoughts of the future...and at 105; thoughts of the past
Old fashioned, but very revealing...
There have been calls from the peanut gallery that I am too sexist...so take this!
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Multiculturalism
Webzine ?
The balanced budget house of the CFC. Say ''Thankyou, David!''
TODAY'S HEALTH TIP : SMOKING ?!
This was found this on msnbc. Some scientists have apparently found a genetic link that makes some people smoke a lot more than people who smoke less or don't smoke at all. Freaking fascinating stuff.
HERE ARE THE FACTS:
1.) People have genes.
2.) Some people wear jeans.
3.) Smoking is not really healthy (duhhh).
4.) Some people get lung cancer.
5.) Some people are run over by large trucks.
6.) Smoking is addictive.
7.) We know all that.
8.) Yadda yadda yadda.
9.) Yeah, we heard it
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THE EYES OF A SMOKER:
