SPRAGGETT ON CHESS: Tuesday's insight into LIFE

SPRAGGETT ON CHESS

IS CFC HISTORY REPEATING ITSELF?

How long will the misery continue?

''I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. congress.''- Ronald Reagan (1911-2004)

''All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.''-Pat Paulsen (1927-1997), Presidential Candidate

''When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.''-George Burns (1896-1996)

...........................................................

TODAY'S PET BLOG:

I recently came upon a very interesting blog http://www.grammaticus1.blogspot.com/

which I recommend you to visit just for curiosity. I find it very funny!

It starts off explaining the purpose of the blog:

''Dr. Carl Perrin spent a half a century trying to save Western Civilzation by teaching thousands of college freshmen important stuff, like the difference between its and it's. Now he is ready to go on to bigger and better things.''

In his blog profile Dr. Perrin adds:

''When Carl Perrin was a wee lad, his father gave him a hatchet for his birthday. Perrin used the hatchet to chop down his father's prize cherry tree. When his dad asked who had cut down the tree, Perrin managed to blame it on his younger brother. That was only fair because the little rat was always getting him in trouble. Perrin grew up to be an upstanding citizen with strong family values. Like that other great American, Rudy Giuliani, Perrin has shown his family values by getting married three times. ''

.............................................................................................

An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.The Amish man shouts: "Trink das Wasser nicht. Die Kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."(Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have shit in it.")The man shouts back: "I do not understand your gibberish ... Speak English, infidel!" The Amish man calmly says: "Use two hands, and you'll get more!"

(thx Ken)

No comment

Basketball seems to have changed since Magic left

Multi-tasking

Condi testifying before Congress; that it was just a itty-bitty lie

Better to learn early, kid!

.......................................
TODAY'S SPECIAL WORD:

sassy
adj. sas·si·er, sas·si·est
1. Rude and disrespectful; impudent.
2. Lively and spirited; jaunty.
3. Stylish; chic: a sassy little hat.