'' In Pierre Elliot Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination.''
Irving Layton
''Canadian money is called the loony. How can you take an economic crisis seriously?''
Robin Williams
Robin Williams
Our loony
''Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. '' - Tommy Douglas
It is not difficult to imagine...
Typical girl next door
''Canadian girls are so pretty it's a relief now and then to see a plain one.'' - Mark Twain
A sight for sore eyes?
''The beaver, which has come to represent Canada as the eagle does the United States and the lion Britain, is a flat-tailed, slow-witted, toothy rodent known to bite off it's own testicles or to stand under its own falling trees''-June Callwood
'Until I came to Canada I never knew 'snow' was a four letter word.'--Alberto Manguel
SPRAGGETT ON CHESS
